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A burger joint in Pittsburgh’s South Side with a Burger King sign, employees in Burger King uniforms, and a drive through with a Burger King menu, turned out not to be a Burger King.
For real though, this location in the South Side has always been super shady and the food super shotty, at best.
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A burger joint in Pittsburgh’s South Side with a Burger King sign, employees in Burger King uniforms, and a drive through with a Burger King menu, turned out not to be a Burger King.

For real though, this location in the South Side has always been super shady and the food super shotty, at best.

(via jtp2106)

iannorris:

Wildlife photographers finally caught up with the elusive, Male, Multi-tasker.
It was hit and miss there for a moment but eventually they found one standing proud in its natural environment. 
The photographers made a point of pointing out the multitude of tasks that this Male of the species carries out at any given time.
Laundry, Dishes, Vacuuming, Cooking, Drinking Coffee, Smoking a Pipe, and what appears to be an emergency beer for when things get interesting.
This particular specimen has been seen partaking in multiple, if not all of the pictured tasks, at one time!
This truly is a sight to behold and most certainly a treat for the Females of his species.

"…a treat for the Females of his species.”
If you’re not following Ian, stop what you’re doing and head over to Ian’s tumblr now View high resolution

iannorris:

Wildlife photographers finally caught up with the elusive, Male, Multi-tasker.

It was hit and miss there for a moment but eventually they found one standing proud in its natural environment. 

The photographers made a point of pointing out the multitude of tasks that this Male of the species carries out at any given time.

Laundry, Dishes, Vacuuming, Cooking, Drinking Coffee, Smoking a Pipe, and what appears to be an emergency beer for when things get interesting.

This particular specimen has been seen partaking in multiple, if not all of the pictured tasks, at one time!

This truly is a sight to behold and most certainly a treat for the Females of his species.

"…a treat for the Females of his species.”

If you’re not following Ian, stop what you’re doing and head over to Ian’s tumblr now

(Source: iannorrisdaily)

20-Year-Old Mystery of Cancer-Addled Ramblings are Decoded as Prayers

Tumblr now sends you an email when you hit 50,000 likes.
Feels a bit too much like a Foursquare badge and is only recognition for the days I have wasted, not being able to stop scrolling through all of the wonderful adventures, words, and beauty on my dashboard.
Thanks for helping me get to 50,000, everyone. Super Duper! That’s nice! Way to go! Neato, gang! View high resolution

Tumblr now sends you an email when you hit 50,000 likes.

Feels a bit too much like a Foursquare badge and is only recognition for the days I have wasted, not being able to stop scrolling through all of the wonderful adventures, words, and beauty on my dashboard.

Thanks for helping me get to 50,000, everyone. Super Duper! That’s nice! Way to go! Neato, gang!

(Source: assets)

Please do yourselves a favor and check out this banana slicer’s reviews on Amazon. This is in fact real and does in fact not get any better than this.
(thanks to Bjorn for the find) View high resolution

Please do yourselves a favor and check out this banana slicer’s reviews on Amazon. This is in fact real and does in fact not get any better than this.

(thanks to Bjorn for the find)

…and now my life will soon be complete //

Day 37 of being holed up in the office for audit season. Jordan, some dark chocolate, and the promise of whisky are the only things keeping me sane…

Day 37 of being holed up in the office for audit season. Jordan, some dark chocolate, and the promise of whisky are the only things keeping me sane…

(Source: idol-hands, via fuckyeahbigbeards)

sydneylickedme:

My neighbors put up an American Flag tree in their front yard and put a spotlight in front of it so everyone can see how patriotic they are.
No one laughed as hard as I did.

Death really unites people… View high resolution

sydneylickedme:

My neighbors put up an American Flag tree in their front yard and put a spotlight in front of it so everyone can see how patriotic they are.

No one laughed as hard as I did.

Death really unites people…

(Source: sydneytulley)