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Stevie Ray Vaughan and Double Trouble
Leave My Girl Alone [Live]

Leave My Girl Alone // Stevie Ray Vaughan

Had an interesting chat last night with a friend who was semi-offended that I didn’t introduce him to my girlfriend when she was in town.

There are those friends that guard and protect someone you care deeply about when you step away to use the restroom.  And then there are those friends that swoop in at that opportunity. And it’s not a trust issue with my darling. But rather a sickening thought of a close friend flirting or moving in…trying to step into a committed relationship.

Makes me wonder what truly makes a friend worth keeping around. Trust, I suppose. And I lack that with a certain few. But for the most part, have amazing friends that would go to the ends of the earth.

All this to say, you’d better leave my girl alone :)

Daily Dose of Ferocious (for Breez):
I usually know that my friends are engaged when they add me on Pinterest.
Chances are, they have a wedding planning board and just didn’t feel like calling me or even poking me on Facebook to tell me… View high resolution

Daily Dose of Ferocious (for Breez):

I usually know that my friends are engaged when they add me on Pinterest.

Chances are, they have a wedding planning board and just didn’t feel like calling me or even poking me on Facebook to tell me…

I’ve been sorting through a month’s worth of mail tonight and amazed at how backed up my mail has become.
I then realized it’s likely due to the fact that all my mail consists of are solicitations from the Mattress Factory to renew my membership and Save The Date cards and invitations.
Pumped to renew my membership and for friends to be married, but I don’t need 37 reminders of either how broke or single I am… View high resolution

I’ve been sorting through a month’s worth of mail tonight and amazed at how backed up my mail has become.

I then realized it’s likely due to the fact that all my mail consists of are solicitations from the Mattress Factory to renew my membership and Save The Date cards and invitations.

Pumped to renew my membership and for friends to be married, but I don’t need 37 reminders of either how broke or single I am…

I hate watching smart guys pretend to be interested in conversation with dumb, attractive women. But it’s even more painful to watch a smart gal fake interest in thoughtless, Abercrombie models…

Dresses and skirts with pockets = me more attracted to you.
Not from a fashion standpoint, but more from a practical one, because if you wanted to go clubbing, you should not have brought your bowling bag of a purse along with you for me to hold onto while you get your swerve on.  Coat racks are at the door and if your skirt doesn’t have pockets, that’s where I’m headed too.
Seacrest out.

Dresses and skirts with pockets = me more attracted to you.

Not from a fashion standpoint, but more from a practical one, because if you wanted to go clubbing, you should not have brought your bowling bag of a purse along with you for me to hold onto while you get your swerve on.  Coat racks are at the door and if your skirt doesn’t have pockets, that’s where I’m headed too.

Seacrest out.

(via awelltraveledwoman)