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What are the top ten things you look for in a woman?
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Anonymous, I thought you would never ask!

In no shallow order:

*The Scent & Sight of a Woman:

A simple, warm, and inviting scent is all it takes to win me over, if I’m honest.  Seriously, though. It can be as easy as a Bounce dryer sheet. As for sight, please be yourself. I could care less about the latest Bean Boot trend and rather see you rockin’ chucks with passion. And a gal with a breathtaking smile? You had me at hello.  Be comfortable. Be lovely. Be yourself.

*Bindings and Beats:

A well read and music-lovin’ gal is quite appealing. Please have read things other than Mitch Alborn and Stephenie Meye. And please enjoy artists other than Taylor Swift.  A gal that mouths the lyrics to No Diggity across from the Neil Gaiman party is a sure to win my heart.

*Poets and Prophets:

A gal who enjoys poetry or is simply poetic in life is quite lovely. I write a lot of crappy poetry so a woman that can tell me when it sucks and tell me when it’s great all with grace is a winner.  And a gal with a heart for fulfilling God’s desire to live life to the fullest makes me quite happy.

Hope this answers your question. I’m available for office hours/coffee/dates on Thursdays…

  1. kerryensinger said: that’s not ten.
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